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BOUDREAUX & tHIBODEAUX

Boudreaux Takes His First Plane Trip

Boudreaux is taking a plane trip for the first time in his life, and is just a little nervous. Not too long after they take off, the pilot is making the usual welcome announcements over the PA system. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Captain. I would like to welcome you aboard Tree Top Airlines. We are flying non-stop from New Orleans to Los Angeles, and I expect a smooth and uneventful flight. Just sit back and enjoy the - - - OH MY GOD !" Then nothing but silence. A minute later, the pilot comes over the PA again, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you back there, but the stewardess had brought me a hot cup of coffee and accidently spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants !" Boudreaux, breathing a huge sigh of relief, tells the passenger next to him, "Mais, dat ain't nothing, you should see the back of mine !"

 

When Marie Was Pregnant

Marie, way back when she was pregnant with "Tee" Boudreaux, went to her obstetrician for a checkup. After the doctor was finished with his exam, Marie asked, "Doctor, my husband wants me to ax you how long .......? " The doc interrupted her, putting his hand on her shoulder to reassure her, "Mrs. Boudreaux, I know what you gonna ask me. I get asked this all the time. Yes it's OK for you to continue having sex until late in your pregnancy." Marie tells him, "Oh dat's not it atall, Doc. Boudreaux wants to know how long I'm gonna be able to mow de grass !"

 

"Tee" Boudreaux's Education

Boudreaux took "Tee" Boudreaux fishing on the lake for the first time a couple of weeks ago. After a while, "Tee" started asking his daddy some questions. "Daddy, what makes de boat float ?" Boudreaux replies, "Mais, I don't really know, son." A few minutes later "Tee" asks, "Daddy, how fishes breath under de water ?" Boud replies, "Mais, I don't really know, son." A little while later, another question, "Daddy, why is de sky blue ?" Same answer, "Mais, I don't really know, son." "Tee" says, "Daddy, I hopes you don't mind me axing all dem questions." Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, no, Cher, if you don't ax questions, you never gonna learn anyting ?"

 

The New Job

Boudreaux walks in the house the other day and tells Marie, "Cher, I jus' found a great job ! Go to work at 10:00 and get off at 2:30 every day, never no overtime, off every weekend, and it pays $600.00 a week. Marie says, "Mais dat sounds too good to be true." Boudreaux tells her, "Oh it's true, OK. You start Monday !"

 

Boudreaux Goes To The Super Bowl

Boudreaux won a free ticket to the Super Bowl. (The one the Saints will be in, of course.) When he got there, he found that his seat was in the nosebleed section behind the end zone. A really bad seat from which to see all the action. After a while he decided to walk around the stadium and noticed an empty seat right on the fifty yard line. He made his way to it and asked the man in the seat next to it, "Hey, my friend, is dis seat taken ?" The man replied that it wasn't, so Boudreaux sat down. A few minutes passed, and Boudreaux remarked that it had to be one of the best seats in the stadium, and that whoever gave it up must be nuts. The man tells him, "Well it was my wife's seat, but she died." Boudreaux felt real bad, and tried to make the man feel better, "Well, you could have got one of your relatives to come wid you." The man says, "None of them could make the game. They're all at the funeral !"

 

Boudreaux Goes To Heaven

Boudreaux is at the Pearly Gates waiting to get in, while St. Peter is leafing through his big book, looking for information about Boudreaux. St Peter tells him, "You know, Boudreaux, I really don't see anything special about you, but I tell you what. If you can tell me about one good thing you've done in you life, I'll let you in." Boudreaux thinks for a minute, and tells St Peter, "Well, der was dis one time I was driving down de levee in my pickumup truck, an' I spotted dis Hell's Angels motorcycle gang giving a young girl a really bad time. Dere was about 50 or 40 of dem, an' sure enough, dey was assaulting her and having der way wid her. I stopped, an' jumped out of my truck wid a tire iron, walked up to de biggest one in de gang and proceeded to beat him wid de tire iron. I told de rest of dem if dey didn't leave dat poor little girl alone, I was gonna wup up on all of dem. Well dey made dis big circle around me, an' ......." St. Peter stopped him saying, "Boudreaux, I'm really impressed, but I don't see any mention of that in my book. How long ago did all this happen ?" Boudreaux looks at his watch and tells St. Peter, "Oh, about ten minutes ago !"

 

Thibodeaux Got Fired

Thibodeaux walks up to Boudreaux's house a couple of days ago, and Boudreaux asks him, "Thibodeaux, what you doin' here in de middle of de day ? Ain't you supposed to be at work ?" Thibodeaux tells him that he got fired. Boudreaux asked him why they fired him, and Thibodeaux tells him, "Jealously !" Boudreaux asked him what he means. So Thib asks him, "You know what a foreman is ?" Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, yeh, dat's de guy who stands around an' watches people work all day." Thib says, "Mais dat's why I got fired. De foreman was jealous of me." Boudreaux, not quite understanding asked Thib to explain, and Thibodeaux says, "Mais, because everybody thought I was de foreman !"

 

The Preacher

Boudreaux and Marie were watching one of those TV preachers on the tube last night, when the preacher looked straight into the camera, and announced, "My friends, I would like to share my healing powers with all of you watching at home tonight. I would like all of you with any ailments to place one hand on theTV, and the other hand on the part of your body that ails you, and I will heal you !" Marie gets up, walks to the TV, placing one hand on the top of it, and the other on her stomach, since she had been having terrible stomachaches. Boudreaux goes up to the TV, places one hand on the top of it, and the other hand on his crotch. Marie looks at Boudreaux and tells him, "Boudreaux, de preacher said he's gonna heal the sick, not raise de dead !"

 

Boudreaux And The Roughneck

Boudreaux was again sitting at the City Bar last weekend, minding his own business, when this big oilfield roughneck walks in, goes up to Boudreaux, (the smallest guy in the place), and backhands him off the barstool. The big guy looks at Boudreaux laying on the floor, and says, "Karate, from Japan !" Boudreaux picks himself up, brushes himself off, and sits back on the barstool. A couple of minutes later, the big guy again wops Boudreaux, knocking him to the floor again. He looks at Boudreaux and says, "Karate, from Japan !" Boudreaux gets up brushes himself off and walks out of the bar. About five minutes later, Boudreaux comes back in, walks up to the guy and 'WHAMO', knocks the guy off his stool and on the floor, knocked him out cold. Boudreaux sits down, takes a sip of his beer, looks down at the big guy and says, "Tire tool, from my '67 Chevy pickup !"

 

Boudreaux Goes To Hell

Boudreaux died and was on his way to hell. The devil being an former Texan, did not like Cajuns, and knowing Boudreaux was on his way there, figured he would make Boudreaux's stay in hell miserable. So he turned up the thermostat real high before Boudreaux got there. When Boudreaux showed up the devil asked him how he liked the heat. Boudreaux told the devil, "Mais, Cher, it feels like a good spring day in South Louisiana. Not too bad !" This perturbed the devil, so he turned up the heat as high as it would go, and asked Boudreaux how he liked it now. Boudreaux replied, "Well now it feels like summer on the bayou back home. Not too bad !"

Well, needless to say, the devil was really mad now. So that night, he turned the thermostat down to it's coldest setting. By morning, the whole place had frozen over. There was snow and icicles everywhere. The devil asked, "Well, what do you think now, Boudreaux ?"

Boudreaux answers the devil all happy and smiling, "Well, I like it just fine, Cher! This means that dem damn Saints finally won 'em a Super Bowl !"

 

Boudreaux Comes Home Slightly Drunk

Boudreaux went out one night and had just a little too much to drink. As he staggered home, he put his empty bottles in his back pockets. Walking up the steps to his house, he trips and falls down, breaking the bottles, and cutting himself pretty bad in the derriere. He gets inside, and looking at his rear end in the mirror, proceeds to put some Band-aids on all the cuts. The next morning, his lovely wife, Marie, says, "Well, Boudreaux, I see you came home drunk again last night !" Boudreaux says, "Marie Cher, what makes you tink dat ?" Marie says, "Mais, 'cause you put Band-aids all over de mirror again !"

 

Thibodeaux's Sauce Piquante

Boudreaux ran into Thibodeaux in Gueydan the other day. Boudreaux says, "Hey, Thib. Did you get dat parrot I sent you de other day ?" Thibodeaux says, "Oh yeh, Boud, an I really appreciates dat all over myself. Dat bird made the bes' sauce piquante I ever did cook." Boudreaux, surprised, says, "Thibodeaux, don' tell me you cooked dat parrot! Dat ting talked ten different languages !" Thibodeaux replies, "Mais if he was dat smart, he shoulda said sumting."

 

The Boudreaux's Go To The Big City

Boudreaux, Marie and their little boy, "Tee" Boudreaux, decided to go to the big city, N'Awlins, for the first time. When they got there they were in awe of everything they saw. They had never seen so many tall buildings in their lives. They walked into one of the buildings, and were just looking around. Marie suddenly had to go to the ladies room, so she asked for directions and walked off to find it. While Boudreaux and "Tee" were waiting, they saw these two big silver doors that would slide open, and saw people going through the doors. One particularly homely looking lady walked through the doors, and after they closed they noticed the numbers over the doors changing, 1-2-3-4. A minute later they saw the numbers changing again, 4-3-2-1, and when the doors opened, what had to be the most beautiful lady in the world came out from behind the doors. Boudreaux and "Tee's" mouths fell open when they saw the lovely lady, and Boudreaux, regaining his control, tells "Tee", "Quick, boy, go find your Mama! We got to pass her through dos doors !"

 

Boudreaux, The Bartender 

Boudreaux had only been working at his new bartending job for a couple of weeks, when a man with no arms came in. The man ordered a beer, and when Boudreaux put it down in front of him, the man asked Boudreaux, "Hey, Podnuh, I don't have any arms. Would you be so kind as to hold the beer up to my mouth so I can drink it ?" Boudreaux tells him, "Sho 'nuff, my fren .", and he did. Then the armless man asked Boudreaux to take a napkin and wipe the foam off of his mouth. Boudreaux obliged him. The man then told Boudreaux, "If you would be so kind, reach into my right pants pocket and get my money out so I can pay for my beer." This Boudreaux also did. Then the man asked Boudreaux, "By the way, where is the men's room ?" Boudreaux replies, "Out de door, take a right, and two blocks down on de corner, dey got one at the gas station !"

 

Broken Hearted

Boudreaux was at the City Bar last Saturday and was getting pretty sauced. Hebert came in and saw him sitting there looking real down and out. Hebert asked Boudreaux, "Wassa matter, my friend ?" Boudreaux said, "Mais Hebert, my wife, Marie, she done ran away wid my best friend, Thibodeaux. And I'm so sad. I'm sure gonna miss Thibodeaux."

 

Who's The Best Salesman ?

A few years back, there were only two stores in Catahoula. Boudreaux owned one, and of course, Thibodeaux owned the other one. Boudreaux was very successful, sold all kinds of merchandise, and made loads of money. Thibodeaux, on the other hand, hardly ever had any customers, and just sold enough to keep his store open.

Day after day, Thibodeaux would watch as people went into Boudreaux's store, and leave with all kind of stuff they had bought. Thibodeaux just had to find out what Boudreaux's secret was. He walked across to see Boudreaux, and asked him, "Boudreaux, we got de only two stores in town. But you have all de customers, sell all kinds of stuff, and makin' tons of money. I ain't got no customers, I don't hardly sell nuttin', and I ain't makin' no money. What's your secret ?"

Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, Thibodeaux, my fren, you gots to push de products." Thibodeaux asks, "What you mean, 'Push de products ?' " Boudreaux tells him as he spots Ms. Hebert walk in to the store, "Watch, an' I'll show you." He walks over to her and says, "Mais, a very good morning to you, Ms. Hebert, what I can do for you on dis fine day ?" Ms. Hebert says, "Mais hello dere Mr. Boudreaux. I'm jus as fine as fine can be. You got some of dat grass seed ?" Boudreaux says, "Mais, sure, I got plenty of dem seed." He puts the seed on the counter and asks, "What you gonna do wid dat seed, Ms. Hebert ?" "Well, you know my front yard is all dirt, and I'm tired of all de dust, so I'm gonna plant me some grass." Boudreaux says, "Well if you gonna plant dem seed, you gonna need a hose and a sprinkler to water dem seed." Ms. Hebert says, "You know, you right. You better give me dat too." Boudreaux says, "And you know, you should get some fertilizer to make dem seed grow." Ms. Hebert says, "Mais, O.K."

Boudreaux then says, "Ms. Hebert, you know, when dat grass starts growin' all green and tall, you gonna have to cut it. You gonna need a lawn mower, too." Thibodeaux's almost pee'd in his pants as she tells Boudreaux to sell her a lawn mower too. As Ms. Hebert leaves with all her stuff, Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux, "See what I mean, Thib ? She come in here for a fifty cents pack of seeds, and left wid five hundred dollars of stuff. Dats what I mean 'Push de product' ."

Thibodeaux goes back to his store mumbling to himself, "Push de product. Push de product." While he is waiting, he sees about ten more people walk into Boudreaux's store, and come out with all kinds of stuff. Finally, Mrs. Broussard comes into his store, and Thibodeaux thinks to himself, "Push de product." He says, "Mais, good morning, Mrs. Broussard. How are you on dis fine day ?" She replies, "Well, I'm not doin' too good today. I started my 'monthlies' today, and I need some of dem Tampons. You got some ?"

Thibodeaux, still thinking, "Push de product", runs to the back of the store, comes back with the Tampons, and says, Mrs, Broussard, you gonna need a lawn mower to go wid dem Tampons ?" She asks, "What you mean I'm gonna need a lawn mower ?"

Thibodeaux says, "Mais, I figure a woman in your condition can't do no foolin' around, so you might as well mow de grass !"

 

Boudreaux And Marie Go Shopping

Boudreaux and Marie were at the mall doing their Christmas shopping, and naturally the crowd of shoppers was huge. They were standing in a crowded line at the checkout counter, and Marie noticed that Boudreaux was passing admiring looks at a beautiful woman standing directly in front of him. After a couple of minutes, the woman turns around and slaps the snot out of Boudreaux, yelling, "That'll teach you not to pinch strange women !" Boudreaux turns to Marie and says, "But, Cher, I didn't pinch dat lady !" Marie just smiles and says, "I know, Boudreaux, I did !"

 

Bed Time

Boudreaux and Marie are getting ready for bed last night. Marie takes off all of her clothes, lays on the bed and spreads out. She looks at Boudreaux, and with a soft, sultry voice, asks Boudreaux, "You know what I wants, Boudreaux ?" Boudreaux looks at her and replies, "Yeh, I guess you wants de whole bed for yourself, again !"

 

The Family Album

"Tee" Boudreaux was looking at all the pictures in the old family album, and asked Marie, "Momma, who's dis good lookin' man wid you at the beach, wid all de muscles and dark wavy hair ?" Marie tells him, "Mais, Cher, dat's your Poppa." "Tee" says, "But, Momma, if dat's my Poppa, den who's dat short, fat, bald-headed man dat lives wid us now ?"

 

What A Party That Must Have Been

Late one Saturday night, Boudreaux and Marie were driving around downtown Pont Breaux, Louisiana, (that's Breaux Bridge, Louisiana, the Crawfish Capitol of the world, for you non-Cajuns), when they see their good friend, Thibodeaux getting out of his truck wearing nothing but a smile. Boudreaux asks him, "Thibodeaux, what in de world you doing in de middle of downtown nekked ?" Thibodeaux answers him back, "Mais, Boudreaux, I was at dis party, an' de lady there says to everybody, 'Okay, now we gonna pass us a real good time. I'm goin' to turn off all de lights, an' I wants everybody to take off all der clothes an' let's go to town !" So dat's what I did, an' look, Boudreaux. I done beat everybody here !"

 

Squirrel Hunting

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to go squirrel hunting one day. They meet in the woods and Boudreaux notices that Thibodeaux didn't bring his shotgun with him. Boudreaux says, "Mai, Thibodeaux. How you gonna shoot you some squirrels without a shootgun ?" Thibodeaux tells him, "Don' you worry none about me. I'll get me plenty of dem squirrels." So they split up and agree to meet back at that spot in a few hours. Later that day they meet and Boudreaux, who had his brand new twice barrel, squirrel-type shootgun, hadn't gotten even one squirrel. But Thibodeaux had him a whole sack full of squirrels. Boudreaux says to Thibodeaux, "Mai, Thibodeaux. How you get all dem squirrels ? I got dis here brand new twice barrel squirrel-type shootgun, the best that money can buy; I got the finest decoys you can get, and me I didn't get me not one squirrel ! You ain't got no shootgun and no decoys, but you come back wid all dem squirrels. How you did dat ?" Thibodeaux says, "Well, Boudreaux, it's simple. I ugly 'em to death. I just give dem the evil eye for a minute and dey fall out of the tree, dead." Boudreaux says, "By the way, Thibodeaux, do you ever bring Clotile squirrel hunting with you ?" Thibodeaux answers, "Oh no, Boudreaux ! I can't do dat ! Clotile, she bust 'em up too bad."

 

Boudreaux, Thibodeaux, and the Aggie

Boudreaux, Thibodeaux, and this guy from Aggieland, (that's on the wrong side of the Sabine River from Louisiana), got a job working on the big bridge in Krotz Springs. One day when they took their lunch break, Boudreaux looked inside his lunch box and slammed it shut shouting, "Dammit, if I got to eat gumbo one more time, I'm gonna jump off dat bridge !" Thibodeaux opens his box and shouts, "Mais, if I got to eat fricasee one more time, I'm gonna jump off dat bridge, me too!" The Aggie looks in his, and exclaims, "Boys, if I have to eat sandwiches again, I'll jump with y"all !" The next day they stop for lunch again, and sure enough, gumbo, fricasee, and sandwiches. All three jump off of the bridge. At the funeral home, Mrs. Boudreaux tells the other two widows, "If I had known that Boudreaux was so tired of gumbo, I would have fixed him something else." Mrs. Thibodeaux agrees, "Well if I had known that Thibodeaux had enough fricasee, I would have fixed him something different, me too." The Aggie's widow pipes in, "Well, what I don't understand about my poor husband, is that he fixed his own lunch !"

 

The Diaper

Boudreaux stops by Thibodeaux's house one day. Thibodeaux was herding his four kids around, all of them under four years old, and all still in diapers. Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux what he's doing, and Thibodeaux replies, "Mais, I'm getting ready to wash all dem kid's diapers. It takes me all day." Boudreaux says, "Thib, you ain't never tried dem disposable diapers ? You don't wash those, just throw dem away."

A couple of days later, Boudreaux stops by again, and notices that all the kids are running around with some pretty good "loads" in their new disposable diapers. Boudreaux says, "Thibodeaux, You got to change dem diapers once in a while, yeh !" Thibodeaux replies, "Yeh, but not yet. The box says they're for up to 23 pounds !"

 

Being Neighborly

Thibodeaux goes by Boudreaux's carpenter shop one day, and asks Boudreaux if he can build him a box 2 inches wide, 2 inches high, and 50 feet long. Boudreaux says that of course, he can build a box in any size, but this seemed a little strange, and asked Thibodeaux what he needed a box that size for. Thibodeaux answered, "Well my back door neighbor moved to Beaumont last week, but forgot his garden hose, and he called me to mail it to him !"

 

Boudreaux Goes Ice Fishing

Boudreaux decided one day that he wanted to try ice fishing. He went to the library and read some books on it and decided that he was ready. He went to the nearest frozen lake he could find, set up all his equipment, and proceeded to cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly, he hears a loud voice from above; "There are no fish under the ice !" So he picks up all of his stuff, moves some distance away,and proceeds to cut another hole in the ice. Again, the voice from above says, "There are no fish under the ice !" So Boudreaux moves all the way to the other end, and starts to cut another hole. Again, the voice, "There are no fish under the ice !" Boudreaux looks up and asks, "Is dat you, God ?" The voice says, "No, Boudreaux, this is the ice rink manager !"

 

A Little Too Much To Drink

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux and their wives went to a party one weekend. They had a little too much of that "soda pop with the foam on top", especially Thibodeaux, and everybody was laughing at him for getting so drunk. After a while, Thibodeaux couldn't find his wife, Clotile, so he went looking for her. He finally looked in one of the upstairs bedrooms, and found his wife and Boudreaux (both as drunk as Thibodeaux was), doing "the wild thing" together. Thibodeaux runs back downstairs and yells to everybody, "Hey, y'all think I'm drunk ? Come upstairs and see Boudreaux. He's so drunk, he thinks he's me."

 

The Hole In The Ground

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were walking through the woods one day, when Boudreaux grabbed Thibodeaux by the arm pulling him back. Boudreaux says, "Whooee, Thibodeaux, look at dat big hole you almost stepped in !" Thibodeaux looks down into the hole, and says, "Whooee, Boudreaux, dat sure looks like a deep hole. I wonder how deep it goes ?" They find a rock, and throw it into the hole, listening to see how long it will take to hit the bottom. They don't hear anything. They find a bigger rock and repeat the process, but still don't hear it hit. Thibodeaux notices a railroad tie lying in the bushes, picks it up and throws it into the hole. While they are listening for the railroad tie to hit the bottom, a little billy goat comes running out of the bushes, runs right between them and jumps into the hole. A few minutes later, their friend, Hebert (pronounced 'A-Bear' for the folks that don't know how to talk Cajun) comes walking through the bushes. Boudreaux says, "Hey Hebert, what you doin' way out here in the woods?" Hebert answers, "Well I'm out here looking for my little billy goat." Thibodeaux says, "You want to hear something funny, Hebert ? The strangest thing just happend. A little billy goat just came running out of those bushes, and jumped right in dat deep hole right there." Hebert says, "Oh dat couldn't have been my billy goat. My goat was tied to a railroad tie back in the bushes !"

 

Thibodeaux Goofed Up, Real Bad

Thibodeaux went to the doctor the other day. When the doctor asked him what he needed, Thibodeaux replied, "I want a castration, Doc." The doctor told Thibodeaux, "Man, are you sure that's what you want ? That's pretty serious." Thibodeaux shouted, "Look doc, I know what I'm doing ! Are you gonna do it for me or not ? If you don't, I'll just go somewhere else !" The doctor, not wanting to lose out on the money, agreed to do the castration. The next day, Thibodeaux woke up in the recovery room, and saw Boudreaux in the bed next to him. Thibodeaux asked Boudreaux, "Mais, my friend, what you doing here ?" Boudreaux replied, "Well, I Just had me a vasectomy." Thibodeaux cried out, "Oh no ! That's what I meant to tell the doctor !"

 

Boudreaux's Coffee

Boudreaux had surgery for a throat infection. The day after the operation, he kept asking for a cup of coffee, but the doctor's instructions were specific; No hot liquids for 48 hours. Boudreaux kept insisting that he had to have his coffee. He pestered everyone that came into his room. Finally his nurse had enough, and asked the doctor to please let Boudreaux have his coffee, because he was running her nuts. The doctor agreed that, yes, Boudreaux was even causing him some grief. "But," he told the nurse, "We're going to fix him. Give him his coffee in an enema !"

The nurse went to Boudreaux's room and told him what the doctor had said, and Boudreaux agreed, not having had any coffee for almost two days.

The nurse, figuring this would be her chance to get even for all the aggravation Boudreaux had dealt her, gets the coffee real hot before inserting the tube. As she pours the coffee in, Boudreaux hollers, "Whoa ! !" The nurse, trying to keep from laughing asks, "What's wrong, Mr. Boudreaux ? Coffee too warm ?" "Hell no," says Boudreaux. "It's too sweet !"

 

Good Question

"Tee" Boudreaux attended a wedding with his Momma and Poppa for the first time last week. Taking in all of the proceedings, he asked his Momma, "Why for de brides is dressed all in white ?" Marie tells him, "Well, Tee, dat's because white is de color of happiness, an' dis is de happiest day of her life." "Tee" thinks for a minute, then asks, "Well, why for de groom is dressed all in black ?"

 

Big Bad Dog

A traveling salesman, stopping by Boudreaux's house one day, noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the front gate. Inside the gate, he noticed a harmless appearing old hound dog asleep on the path leading up to the house. He saw Boudreaux sitting on the front porch and asked, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep," Boudreaux answered, "Dat's him." The salesman couldn't help being amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me," he chuckled. "Why in the world did you post that sign?" "Because," Boudreaux replied, "before I posted dat sign, people kept tripping over him!"

 

The Newlyweds

Consider newlyweds Boudreaux and Marie on their honeymoon trip from their little village on the bayou in south Louisiana. They are nearing Breaux Bridge when Boudreaux puts his hand on Marie's knee. Giggling, Marie says, "Mais, Boudreaux, we married now. You can go farther than that if you want to." So Boudreaux drives to Lafayette.

( Contributed by Michelle & Randy. Thank y'all too much. )

 

The Old Man

A woman walked up to a very elderly looking Boudreaux rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look for your age."she said. "What's your secret for having lived such a long happy life?" Boudreaux tells her, "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you, anyway?" Boudreaux replied, "Twenty-six !"

 

"Tee" Boudreaux In School

Fourth-grader, "Tee" Boudreaux, was an "A" student in arithmetic, but he was the worst speller in the class. The teacher had him at the blackboard in front of the class one day, trying to teach him to spell. He was really having difficulty with a word when, when Susie, one of his classmates blurted out, "Add an 'e', Tee Boud !" Frustrated, Tee said, "Mais, I'm not adding, dammit, I'm spelling !"

 



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