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Boudreaux's Being Careful

Eighty-seven year-old Boudreaux went to his doctor for his annual checkup. After he was finished, the doctor asked Boudreaux a few routine questions, one of course being, "And how is your sex life ?" Boudreaux tells him, "Oh, it's not too bad. Marie ain't too interested no more, but I manage to pick up a fresh one every now and den. Last week I did de 'nasty' wid three young women, none of dem over thirty years old. " The doctor commented, "Boudreaux, at your age, you better be careful. I hope you are taking some precautions." Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, sure I takes precautions, Doc. I don't gives none of dem my real name !"

 

The Back Door

Thibodeaux was over at Boudreaux's house the other day and He and Marie were fooling around when they heard the front door opening. Marie says, "Oh-oh, Boudreaux musta came home early." Thibodeaux says, "Quick, where's de back door ?" Marie says, "We don't have a back door." Thibodeaux getting dressed real fast asks, "Mais where do you want one ?"

 

The Genie

Boudreaux was walking the beach at the Cajun Riveria (Holly Beach) when he noticed a bottle that had washed up from the Gulf. Picking it up, he rubbed the mud off of it to see what kind of bottle it was, when, lo and behold, (what else ?) a genie popped out. The genie tells Boudreaux, "Well, times are kinda tough right now, and I can only grant you one wish instead of the usual three." Boudreaux thinks for a minute, and tells the genie, "I would like my dog to win de next dog races." The genie notices a three-legged dog limping along behind Boudreaux and asks if that is his dog. Boudreaux says "Yeah, dat's my dog." The genie tells him, "Well, I'm afraid that even with my powers, I can't guarantee that a three-legged dog is going to win. Would you like to make a different wish ?" Boudreaux thinks and tells the genie, "Mais, OK, I wish for my wife, Marie to win de next Miss Louisiana contest." About that time, Marie comes walking toward them. The genie takes one look at Marie, and asks Boudreaux, "On second thought, can I take another look at that dog ?"

 

Boudreaux's Birthday Surprise

Yesterday was Boudreaux's birthday, and Marie wanted to do something nice for him. After thinking for awhile, she decided that just before Boudreaux got home, she would strip naked and wrap herself in Saran wrap from neck to toes, and wear a big bow. Later on, she hears Boudreaux walk in the house, and she calls to him in a sultry voice, "Oh, Boudreaux, I'm in de bedroom. Come on up." He walks into the room, takes one look at Marie, all wrapped in the clear plastic, and mumbles to himself, "Dammit, leftovers again!"

 

Marie's Going Out

It was in the dead of winter in South Louisiana, and freezing cold outside. (Yeah, right.) Boudreaux walks into the house and tells Marie, "I'm going to de bar. Get you coat on !" Well of course Marie is all excited. "Oh, Boudreaux, you finally goin' to take me out ?" Boudreaux says, "Mais, of course not, Marie. It's jus' dat I'm turning de heater off when I leaves, an' I don't wants you to freeze !"

 

"Tee" Boudreaux's Report Card

"Tee" Boudreaux came home from school with his report card last week, with all F's on it. Boudreaux & Marie were, of course, pretty upset, but "Tee" told them, "But almost everybody in class made bad grades, not jus' me !" Marie asks, "Wel, what about Danny, down de road ? He had all A's and B's !" "Tee" replied, "Yeh, but his parents are smart !"

 

Viagra

Eight-six year-old Boudreaux was putting on his coat and cap one day, and Marie askeds him where he was going. "Mais, I'm goin' to see de doctor", he told her. She asked him if he was sick, to which he replied, "Oh no, Cher, I'm goin' to gets me some of dem new Viagra pills." Marie tells him, "Well hold on, I'm coming wid you." Boudeaux asks, "But why ?" Marie tells him, "Well if you goin' to start using dat old rusty ting again, I'm goin' get me a tetanus shot !"

 

Boudreaux Gets Even

Boudreaux stopped in at a fancy restaurant for breakfast this morning, and when the waiter came over to take his order, Boudreaux told him, "I wants two boiled eggs, one of dem real runny, and de other one so tough I can hardly chews it; I wants some toast so over done dat it crumbles when I touches it, wid some butter right out of de freezer so it don't spread, an' I wants some real weak, watery coffee, jus' barely warm." The waiter says, "Well, whatever you want sir, but it may be a little difficult to fill an order like that." Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, I don't understand why dat should be too hard. I was in here yesterday morning an' dat's exactly what you served me den !"

 

Marie Got An Urge

Boudreaux and Marie, after fifty years of marriage, had not had any sex in so long, that Marie decided it was time to do something to get Boudreaux's attention. She went to the lingerie shop and bought a flimsy red nighty, and had a big letter "S" embroidered on the front. When she got home, she put it on, and as Boudreaux sat watching a football game on TV, Marie ran out, jumped in front of the set and yelled, 'SUPER SEX' !" Boudreaux looked up from the TV, and calmly told her, "I tinks I'll have de soup."

 

Boudreaux's Sex Drive

Eighty-six year-old Boudreaux was at his doctor's office for his annual check-up, and the doctor told him, "Boudreaux, you're in great shape for your age. Is there anything else I can do for you ?" Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, der is one ting, Doc, my sex drive is kinda high. Can you lower it for me ?" The doctor can't believe what he is hearing. "That's amazing. You're eighty-six years old, Boudreaux. What do you mean, your sex drive is too high ?" Boudreaux tells him, "Dat's right, Doc. It's all in my head. Can you lower it a couple of feets ?"

 

The Big Flood

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The next morning, the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house. It kept floating away from the house, then back in. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?" Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband; I told him he was going to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!"

( Contributed by Lena D. Thanks, Ms. Lena )

 

The Frog

"Tee" Boudreaux goes up to his daddy the other day and asks, "Poppa, can you make a noise like a frog ?" Boudreaux says, "Mais I guess I can. Why you wants me to make a noise like a frog ?" "Tee" tells him, "Cause Momma told me that as soon as you croaks, we goin' to Disneyland !"

 

Boudreaux Is Nervous

A man walks into the lounge at the Lafayette airport, and notices Boudreaux sitting at the bar with three empty whiskey glasses in front of him. The man strikes up a conversation with Boudreaux and offiers to buy him another drink. "What's wrong, pal ? You nervous about flying ?" Boudreaux tells him, "N-n-nervous about flying ? I'm t-t-terrified of flying ! I j-j-just know the p-p-plane is gonna crash, and we're all gonna d-d-die !" The man asks "Well is this your first time flying ?" Boudreaux says, "N-no, I fly cross c-c-country all the t-t-time. It's m-m-my job." The man suggests, "Well if flying makes you so nervous, why don't you ask your boss to let you drive instead ?" Boudreaux says, "Oh, no, he won't let me d-d-do dat." The man, of course, asks why, and Boudreaux tells him " B-b-because, I'm de p-p-pilot ! "

 

Boudreaux Comes Home Late ( Again )

Boudreaux staggered into the house around 3 AM the other morning, drunk as a loonie bird. Marie, quite upset as usual about Boudreaux's behavior, proceeded to raise hell with him. "Boudreaux, does you know what time it is ? Why you go out drinkin' like dis all de time ?" Boudreaux tells her, "Cher, don't get you excite all up. I'm late 'cause I bought sumting for de house." Well that calmed Marie down a little, and she asked, "Oh, Boudreaux, dat's nice. What you bought for de house ?" Boudreaux replies, "Another round of drinks !"

 

Boudreaux Goes Fishing

Boudreaux loved to go fishing. Almost every day, he was out on the lake no matter what the weather. Last Sunday morning, bright and early, he went down to the lake and started fishing. All of a sudden a bad South Louisiana storm came up. The wind was blowing, it was cold, and raining cats and dogs. He decided to call it quits and went home. Undressing, he got back in bed where Marie was still snoozong. He cuddles up to Marie and says, "Boy dat weather sure got bad out der, Cher." Marie, without opening her eyes replies, "Yeh, and my dumb*ss husband is down at de lake fishing !"

 

"Tee" Boudreaux's Honeymoon

"Tee" Boudreaux got married, and the day after the wedding, went by his Momma and Daddy's house. Boudreaux gave "Tee" a little wink and asked, "Well, how it went last night, Son ?" "Tee" told him, "Aw, it was jus' great, Poppa. You know, de way she was actin', I tink I coulda got me some last night !"

 

Boudreaux Gets A Ticket

Boudreaux was driving his pick-um-up truck down the highway doing about 90 miles an hour. A State Trooper stops him, and as he walks up to Boudreaux, the trooper comments, 'I've been waiting for two hours to catch somebody speeding like this !" Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, I'm sorry, Mr. Trooper, I got here jus' as fas' as I could !"

 

Selling Potatoes

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux bought a truckload of potatoes for a dollar a pound. They figured they would resell them and make some money, and took them to the farmer's market, but sold them for a dollar a sack, losing a bunch of money. After counting their money and realizing they had less than they started with, Thibodeaux turns to Boudreaux and tells him, "I knew we shoulda used a bigger truck !"

 

"Tee" Boudreaux's Date

"Tee" Boudreaux came home from a date with his girlfriend, and Boudreaux, a little concerned that "Tee" was spending too much money on dates, asked how much they had spent that night. "Tee" tells him, "Oh, I guess about 15 or 14 dollars, Poppa." Well Boudreaux was relieved that "Tee" was finally being reasonable about his spending habits, and told him so. "Tee" says, "Well, we woulda probably spent more, Poppa, but dat was all she had !"

 

The Strawberry Patch

"Tee" Boudreaux came home from college one weekend to find his daddy shoveling manure from the outhouse to the strawberry patch to use as fertilizer. "Tee" tells his daddy, "Poppa, der's an easier way to do dat. Let's get us some dynamite, put it under de outhouse, an' we'll jus' blow de manure into de strawberry patch." While they are putting the dynamite in place, neither of them notice Marie coming out of the house and go into the outhouse. Well, as they set off the dynamite, sure enough, all of the ka-ka flys right into the strawberry patch, and Marie too. They run over and ask her, "Are you alright ?" Marie replies, "Mais, yeh, I guess, but I sure is glad I didn't let that one go in de kitchen !"

 

Thibodeaux's Women

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were talking, and Boudreaux asked, "Well, Thib, how's tings between you and your women ?" Thibodeaux tells him, "Well, I jus' sees women as sex objects !" Boudreaux, with a surprised look asks, "An' how's dat ?" Thib replies, "Every time I mentions sex to one of dem, dey object !"

 

Thibodeaux, The Waiter

Boudreaux was at his favorite restaurant, and Thibodeaux was his waiter. As Thibodeaux brought Boudreaux's steak to him, he had his thumb on top of the steak. Boudreaux yells at him, "Thibodeaux, why you touching my steak ?" Thibodeaux replies, "Well, you wants it to fall on de floor again ?"

 

In The Woods

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were walking out in the woods one day, when the "call of nature" hit Thibodeaux, real bad. Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, Thib, jus' go behind dat tree and do your business." Thibodeaux tells him, "But, I don't gots no toilet paper." Boudreaux says, "Thib, sometimes I tinks you ain't got no brains atall. You has a dollar don't you ? Use it to clean yourself." After a long while, Thibodeaux comes back, covered with ka-ka from head to toe, and Boudreaux asks him, "What in de world happened to you ? Didn't you use de dollar like I told you ?" Thibodeaux tells him, "You ever tried to wipe your self wid three quarters, two dimes, an' a nickel ?"

 

The Statues

Boudreaux and Marie decided to build theyself a new house. Dey was try to find everything new for dat new house, and Marie say she want a statue in each room. So, the builders obliged. When the house was completed and ready for inspection, Marie was very disappointed. "Dere is no statue in each room like I ax for." she said. Well, the contractor showed her the statues in each room. " No, no, no " said Marie, "Dat's not de same kind. I want de one you put by you ear and say, 'Hello, statue ?'

( Contributed by Lena D. Thanks, Ms. Lena )

 

The Apple Tree

Boudreaux asked "Tee" the other day, "Did you chop down de apple tree in de back yard ? "Tee" said he did not. Boudreaux asked him again. Again "Tee" said no. Boudreaux tells him, "It ain't nice to lie to your Poppa. Remember de story about George Washington chopping down de cherry tree. He fessed up to what he had done, an' his daddy wasn't mad at him." "Tee" said, "OK, Poppa, I did it. I done chopped down dat tree." At that point, Boudreaux turns "Tee" over and proceeds to spank the tar out of him. After the spanking was over, "Tee", rubbing his now very sore bottom, and between his sobs, asked, "But, Poppa, you said dat George Washington's daddy didn't got mad at him. For why you spanked me ?" Boudreaux tells him, "Because George's daddy wasn't in de damn tree when George chopped it down !"

 

"Tee" Boudreaux's Kite

Boudreaux was out in the yard helping "Tee" Boudreaux fly his new kite. Only problem was, every time they would get it into the air, it would come crashing down. Well Marie, who was watching them from the kitchen window, stuck her head out the door and yelled to Boudreaux, "You need more tail !" Boudreaux turns to his son and says, "You know 'Tee-Boud', I jus' can't figure out you Momma. Yesterday I told her I need more tail, an' she told me to go fly a kite !"

 

Sounds Like Something Boudreaux Would Do

Boudreaux walked into the City Bar last night and ordered martini after martini. As he got each one, he took the olive out of the drink, placed the olive in a jar, and drank the martini. This went on for some time, but when the jar was full of olives and all of the martinis finished, Boudreaux got up and left. A man sitting at the bar had been watching all of this and asked Thibodeaux, the bartender what it was all about. Thibodeaux tells him, "Oh, dat was jus' Boudreaux. His wife, Marie, sent him out for a jar of olives again !"

 

The Tourists

Two visitors from up north were visiting "Nawlins", (remember, that's New Orleans for you non-Cajuns) and happened to turn onto Tchiapatoulas Street. They were having a heck of a time pronouncing the name of the street and were in a pretty heated discussion about the proper pronunciation, when they decided to stop for lunch. Boudreaux happened to work at the restaurant, and waited on them. The asked him, "Can you tell us, very slowly, where we are ?" Boudreaux looked at them and said, 'B u r r r r g e r r r r K i i i n g' !"

 

Dirty Old Man

Eighty-six year old Boudreaux was living in the nursing home, and one night, rolled his wheel chair into the room where all of the elderly ladies were playing bridge. He held a clenched fist in the air, and announced loudly, "Anybody dat can guess what I gots in my hand can have sex wid me tonight !" One of the female senior citizens replied sarcastically, "A watermelon !" Boudreaux looked at her, looked at his closed fist and said. "Dat's close enough !"

 

Twenty Year's In Jail

After they had been married for about twenty years, Marie woke up in the middle of the night and noticed that Boudreaux wasn't in bed. She got up and went looking for him. She finally found Boudreaux sitting on the front porch, crying like a baby. She asked him, "Boudreaux, wha's wrong ?" He asks her, "You remember twenty years ago, when we fooled around, an' I got you pregnant, an' your Poppa told me to either marry you or go to jail ?" Marie says, "Well sure I remembers dat, but what dat got to do wid you crying like a baby right now ?" Boudreaux, bawling his eyes out, says, "Mais, today is de day I woulda got out of jail !"

 

The Golden Urinal

Boudreaux got home around 4 AM, inebriated as usual, and Marie was up waiting for him. She was all over him, screaming and yelling, and accusing him of being out with another woman. Boudreaux tries to tell her, "Mais, Cher, I was at de City Bar de whole time. You should see de place. Dey remodeled it an' made it all fancy. Dey even gots gold plated urinals, now." Marie tells him, "Oh, yeh, sure. You tink I believes dat ?" She is so mad, she calls the bar and asked the bartender, "Dis is Mrs. Boudreaux. Do y'all got some gold plated urinals over dere ?" She hears the bartender yell at someone, "Hey, Fred, I think I found out who pee'd in your saxophone !"

(From Robert M. Thanks buddy)

 

"Tee" Boudreaux's Report Card

"Tee" Boudreaux got home with a really bad report card last week, and his daddy was really upset. When "Tee" got to school on Monday morning, he went up to his teacher, and announced to her, "Teacher, I tinks I better warn you. My Poppa said dat if I don't start getting better grades soon, somebody is gonna get a real bad spanking !"

 

Thibodeaux's New Job

Thibodeaux had applied for a job as switchman with the railroad, and was being interviewed by the chief engineer. He asked Thibodeaux, "If you have one train heading north on track one, and realize that another train is heading south on the same track, what would you do ?" Thibodeaux thinks for a minute and replies, "Mais, I tink I'd call Boudreaux." The chief, trying to figure out Thibodeaux's response, asks, "And why would you call this Boudreaux fellow. Is he an expert about situations like this ?" Thibodeaux tells him, "Oh no, he's jus' my best friend. But Boudreaux ain't never seen a train wreck like dis one before !"

 

Nobody Gets The Best Of Marie

Marie is riding in an elevator in a building in "Nawlins", when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. Noticing Marie, she says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young, beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to Marie saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" About three floors later, Marie has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. As she leaves the elevator, not to be outdone, she looks at both women, and with a typical Cajun attitude, bends over, let's one loose and says ... "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

 

The Courtship

Way back, when Thibodeaux and Clotile were still courting, they were sitting out on the back porch one evening, when Thibodeaux spotted one of his bulls doing the "big nasty" with one of the cows out in the pasture. Getting "the feeling", he started rubbing up on Clotile, and remarked slyly, "I'd sure like to be doin' what dat bull is doin'." Clotile, without batting an eye, and of course being a nice young lady, says softly to him, "Mais, go ahead, Thib. After all it is your cow !"

 

Thibodeaux Wants Sex

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were talking the other day, and Thibodeaux told Boudreaux that he had asked Clotile the night before to have sex, but he wanted to try it a different way. He told her he wanted to try it "doggy style". Boudreaux asked him, "Mais, dat sounds like fun. How was it ?" Thibodeaux told him, "Aw, it wasn't much. I sat up an' begged, an' Clotile rolled over an' played dead !"

 

 "Tee" Boudreaux's Beer

When "Tee" Boudreaux was only about twelve years old, and wanting to be just like his Daddy, walked into the City Bar one day and ordered a beer. The lady behind the bar tells him, "I can't sell you a beer, you're just a kid. You want to get me in trouble ?" "Tee" tells her, "Mais, maybe in a couple years, but for now I wants me a beer !"

 

Another Golf Game

Boudreaux, Thibodeaux, and Hebert liked playing golf, but couldn't because their wives wouldn't let them. Well, they finally after a couple of years, managed to make it to the golf course, and as they were waiting to tee off, were discussing how they finally got their wives to allow them to go. Hebert says, "I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace for her to let me come." Thibodeaux says, "Dat's nutting. I had to by Clotile a sports car for her to let me play." Boudreaux tells them, "Boys, y'all is both wimps. Me, I didn't bought my wife nutting, an' she let me come play !" Thibodeaux and Hebert naturally asked Boudreaux how he managed that. Boudreaux tells them, "Mais, it was easy. When I got up dis morning, I walked into de kitchen, patted Marie on her butt, looked her right in de eye, an asked 'Golf course or intercourse ?' She threw me my jacket an' said, 'You better take dis, it might get a little chilly out der ! ' "

 

Viagra

Boudreaux was on vacation in Mexico, when he was approached by a street vendor, who asked, "Pssst, Senor, do you want to buy some illegal Viagra? Only 500 peso's." Boudreaux tells him, "Nope, not worth it. " The vendor again asked, "How about for 250 peso's ?" Boudreaux, thinks, and again tells him, "Nope, not worth it." Again the Mexican asks, "Well, Senor, then how about for 100 peso's ?" Boudreaux again says, "I told you, it's not worth it !" The vendor says, "But Senor, how can you say that it's not worth it ? I know Viagra sells for $20.00 apiece in America !" Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, it's not de price. It's my wife dat's not worth it !"

 

Goin' To Baton Rouge

Boudreaux was sittiing in downtown Catahoula last week when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "What's the quickest way to Baton Rouge ?" Boudreaux asked him, "Are you walking or driving ?" The man replied, "Well I'm driving, of course !" Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, dat's de quickest way !"

 

The Birds And The Bees

Boudreaux was out in his pasture helping one of his cows give birth to a calf, when he noticed "Tee" Boudreaux (4 years old at the time) standing by the fence, all wide-eyed, taking the event in. Boudreaux thought to himself, "Oh-oh, now I is gonna have to explain de birds an' de bees to him. Maybe I'll jus let him ax questions, an explain whatever he axes about." He asks "Tee", "Well, son, you gots any questions ?" "Tee" Boudreaux says, "Mais, yeh, Poppa, jus' one. How fast was dat calf goin' when he ran into de back of dat cow ?"

 

Boudreaux's Job Interview

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought, "I'm not hiring that lazy Coonass," so he decided to give Boudreaux a test, hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9". Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What the hell is that?" Boudreaux says "Tree an' tree an' tree makes nine". " Fair enough," says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99." Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go, sir" he says. The boss scratches his head and says, " How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Boudreaux says " Each tree's dirty now! So it's dirty tree an' dirty tree an' dirty tree, dats 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, "All right, question three. Same rules again, but represent the number 100". Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" he makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "There ya go Mister, 100 !" The boss looks at Boudreaux's attempt and thinks, Ha! got him this time. "Go on Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a hundred." Boudreaux leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes a hundred. When do I start my new job ?"

 

Boudreaux Saves A Life

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting at the bar when Boudreaux noticed a woman choking on her hamburger. He rushes to her aid. He asks her if she can breath, and she shakes her head "no". He immediately pulls her out of her seat, yanks up her dress, and proceeds to lick her rear end. In shock the woman coughs up the hamburger, and starts breathing normally. As Boudreaux calmly sits back at the bar, Thibodeaux asks what that was all about. Boudreaux looks at him and says, "That hiney-lick maneuver works every time, yeh !"

 

Boudreaux's Rooster

A city guy was driving down a quiet country road in front of Boudreaux's house, when out into the road strayed Boudreaux's favorite rooster. Smacko ! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and knocked on the door. When Boudreaux opened the door, the man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him." "Mais, suit yourself, Mister", Boudreaux replied, "the hens are out in de back."

 

The Deevorce

Boudreaux and Marie, after many years of marriage, decided to divorce. In court, the Judge announces, "Mr. Boudreaux, I've decided to give your wife $300.00 a week !" Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, dat's real nice of you Judge. I'll even send her a couple of bucks every now an' den myself."

 

Boudreaux's Hired Help

Boudreaux had a young man named Tee-Boy, from Breaux Bridge, working for him as a farmhand. One day, while working out in the fields, Tee-Boy had to answer the call of nature. He walked over to a tree, and proceeded to relieve himself. Boudreaux happened to glance over in Tee-Boy's direction and couldn't help but notice that the young man had the largest penis that Boudreaux had ever seen. He told Tee-Boy, "Son, I wasn't staring, but I couldn't help notice the size of your member. How in de world you get it so big ?" Tee-Boy replied, "Oh, dere's no big secret. I just bangs it three times on de bedpost every night before goin' to bed." That night as he was getting ready for bed, Boudreaux thinks, "What de heck, I'm gonna try dat myself. Sure can't hurt to try." So he whacks his "thing" three times on the bedpost. His wife, Marie, already half asleep, hears him and asks, "Tee-Boy, is dat you ?"

 

Goin' To Church

One day Boudreaux and his little boy "Tee" Boudreaux were talking, and "Tee" asked, "Poppa, when you was little, did you go to church ?" Boudreaux tells him, "Why sure, Son, every Sunday." "Tee" says, "Dat's what I thought. I'll bet it won't do me no good neither !"


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